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yoda bong

A yoda bong is a game.

When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.

Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?

Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this

Dude 1- Man im taking this back

Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009
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bongalow

the adjective form of 'bong', used to describe the event of weed smoking or anything equivalently awesome.
"Dude, Trevor, that's totally bongalow"
"Dude, Caleb, that hit was fucking bongalow. Vicious, man."
by ruggles324 March 10, 2009
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Noun-Verb-Adjective: As a noun, Bongcake is where you have a stack of pancakes arranged in some magical fashion and there is a bong placed lovingly on the top.

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dick bong

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Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!
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a bong shaped like a fetus. self explanatory.
i just took a hit from the fetus bong. gooooood shit.
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crumb-bong

Pouring the crumbs left from a bag/box or chips or crackers into one's mouth, as to not waste any of the crumbs.
Those chips were so good that I had to crumb-bong once I got to the end.
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