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benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017
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Benjamin Button dick

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.
Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018
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Benjamin Tease

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.
Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.
by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018
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Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.
Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??
by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020
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Benjamin Harris

An amazing canadian man who is very nice and loves the saying “was hannin”. And apparently has a penis “bigger than an iphone 13 pro max
Austin: Do you know a guy named Benjamin Harris?

Bucks: Yes i love him he is such a nice guy he gave me a macbook
by Nickryandark September 2, 2022
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Benjamin Percaro

Sexy 5'8 male of European descent with a large penis, a minimum of 8 inches, and a maximum of 24. Good at Apex Legends, terrible at Valorant and Fortnite.
He is such a Benjamin Percaro, he's the perfect man in bed and during Apex Legends.
by JawnDoe October 3, 2023
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Benjamin Sisko

A flawed, but interesting character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. He does a lot of morally dubious things, but all for a noble goal.
Person 1: Benjamin Sisko is an interesting character but I would prefer if his flaws would have been called out more during the series.
by Obsessed with Ancient Greece December 8, 2019
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