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bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.
You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.
by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020
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lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.
Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.
by jjnj May 13, 2018
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Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.
Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.
by scratch-22 November 12, 2021
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to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
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bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 17, 2007
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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."
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at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea
by knobhead September 1, 2008
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