Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.
by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

by jjnj May 13, 2018

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
by Jared W. May 17, 2007

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
by knobhead September 1, 2008
