on my bench

somebody you're willing to finger

"Yeah, Emma is definitely on my bench."

by finedefinement November 03, 2023

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 10, 2010

bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.

Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.

by beccabecca October 29, 2020

lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.

Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.

by jjnj March 19, 2018

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 06, 2024

Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.

The guy only chats shit when his boys are around. He’s a bench fassy that needs to get punched up

by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021

Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.

1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy

by Arron j smith September 08, 2021