Bumper Balls

Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.

Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."

by MarkBolo February 7, 2007

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bumper stickers

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.

by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008

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Bumpercar

reverse motorboating; When a woman comes up behind someone and shakes her breasts against the back of that person's head... unexpected and possibly unwelcomed.

S: "I just saw something an now it's burned into my retina's"
E: "What is it?"
S: "That girl in the green shirt just went up to that girl who's sitting down and greeted her using the bumpercar technique."

by blahblahblah04 August 1, 2012

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