The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

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Becca

To be slapped I the face with a dildo.

I got becca’d so hard last night it left a welt.

by It’s Becca June 8, 2020

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beccapoo

my crush, beccapoo, is the most handsome person you've ever seen. they're very funny, hot, and they have the nicest head of hair. their hair is so hairy it gives my coochie a boner. from the moment i laid eyes on them, i knew i would love them for eternity <3 they're everything to me and they make me so happy. when i'm sad they comfort me and unsaden me. if you see this beccapoo, thank you for everything!! also marry me ill satisfy you in every way thanks bye

beccapoo is the loml

by mqrra can die tbh April 5, 2021

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