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Biffer

MAGA folks who want to return the world to how it was when they were on the varsity football team in HS.

These are people who consider themselves 'Real Americans', and are easily offended by things that drag down and violate their dated conservative worldview.
I just heard this Biffer say that back in his day, he'd take me he'd take under the stadium and fuck the lesbian right out of me.
by Zildor June 14, 2019
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Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...
We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.
by Hunjiman February 23, 2020
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Buffer year

A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.
I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.
by June bug 1999 June 17, 2021
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Self Buffeting

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"
by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009
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Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead
It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!
by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011
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Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.
Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)
by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011
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Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.
I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.
by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015
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