obese baboon

A real hefty fat fuck.

His gut was heavier than a obese baboon.

by Rim Rider April 23, 2014

Ortens Batong

An act of smashing a cucumber into someone’s head. The prank originates from the Swedish snap chatter “Abbe Blattelito” who urges his followers to continue smash cucumbers.

”En rektor i Karlstad har blivit slagen i huvudet med ortens batong”

”A principal in Karlstad has been hit by ortens batong in his head”

by Soderboi February 17, 2018

naughty baboon

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

by GBTAN October 19, 2008

bafoon

Clown

by debra November 2, 2003

banoonies

An unspecified object or action, that sounds hilarious to both sober and inebriated people. Can be viewed as quite sexual in meaning depending on the situation.

Max: " Hey lizi, BANOONIES"
Lizi: *Lol* "What the hell?"
Max: "I dunno, it just sounds funny."
Lizi: "It sounds like a sexual position"
Both: *LMFAO*

by Maxy Newton January 6, 2009

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

badoon

Badoon: a small porcelane baboon which smells remarkabley of warn socks and eldibery.
Badoonery: the way of acting like a Badoon.

Badoon: yes my Badoon does smell of eldebery
Badoonery: your incessant badoonery never ceases to confound me.

by Alex Lyndham March 10, 2005