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The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
by John Petrucci August 3, 2006
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Those guys are such baritones.
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Get the Bartons mug.Also commonly referred to as "The Baron", is a name given to a friend or acquaintance who may have over indulged on alcohol and/or illicit drugs. This over indulgence usually leads to erratic and unsocial behaviour by the individual and is usually followed by some, if not all of the following;
-total disregard for own wellbeing
-refusal of entry or ejection from most establishments
-destruction of property
-assault, particularly against the female gender
-public urination
-Donor kebab
-unconsciousness
The name is derived from an old 17th century prophet, Sir Markos Von Nanananan. Sir Von Nananan was notorious for his over indulgence and subsequent arrogance and was well known for his famous quote, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
-total disregard for own wellbeing
-refusal of entry or ejection from most establishments
-destruction of property
-assault, particularly against the female gender
-public urination
-Donor kebab
-unconsciousness
The name is derived from an old 17th century prophet, Sir Markos Von Nanananan. Sir Von Nananan was notorious for his over indulgence and subsequent arrogance and was well known for his famous quote, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
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Get the Baron mug.a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.
"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"
by Coady March 12, 2007
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by El Duro July 7, 2008
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by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010
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