When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.
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An imaginary balloon attached to all people who make racist, discriminatory, or stereotypical comments; or those who just mix up racism with personal qualms in order to garner political support and unleash the horde of sensationalist media pack-dogs on you, regardless of how true the claims might be or how racist the person who the comments or accusations are directed towards.
For every "bs", racist, stereotypical, or discriminatory comment such a person makes, the imaginary race balloon fills up yet a little more until your balloon is filled up with so much greed, false pride, deceit, immaturity, and selfishness that you are lifted away forevermore to new heights of stupidity, conceit, and self-hate.
Saying somebody has their balloon tied down means they are able to keep their racist or discriminatory comments to a minimum
For every "bs", racist, stereotypical, or discriminatory comment such a person makes, the imaginary race balloon fills up yet a little more until your balloon is filled up with so much greed, false pride, deceit, immaturity, and selfishness that you are lifted away forevermore to new heights of stupidity, conceit, and self-hate.
Saying somebody has their balloon tied down means they are able to keep their racist or discriminatory comments to a minimum
María: Johnny why do you always have to be such a racist
Johnny: yeah, well, your always stereotyping us American white guys.
Lisa: both of your race balloons are so filled up so much right now that your going to have be tied down!
Johnny: What about your race balloon, Lisa?
Lisa: Yeah, I know I´m racist but I tied myself down long ago.
Johnny: yeah, well, your always stereotyping us American white guys.
Lisa: both of your race balloons are so filled up so much right now that your going to have be tied down!
Johnny: What about your race balloon, Lisa?
Lisa: Yeah, I know I´m racist but I tied myself down long ago.
by legalpwn July 29, 2009
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by hibbityshibbity February 2, 2010
Get the lockport water balloon mug.When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
by seanconnerypimp January 26, 2009
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by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004
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