Austin

The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.

Dude: I hate you

Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend

by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019

Austin

Pretty meh, 6/10 wouldn’t recommend if you aren’t in dire need. There’s probably better but sometimes you gotta just settle

Girl 1-I was thinking about dating Austin
Girl 2-Meh

by Bruhgamgbaby December 27, 2018

Austin

You might think he's nice and a good guy. He's not. The Austin I know is a high fuckboy. Biggest dummy who thinks he's cool he's not. He gets rejected by girls to which he is the son of a sex offender. Don't be friends with this guy. Be someone who just knows him

I don't like Austin

Austin is a jerk

by huehuehueppp November 13, 2017

Austin

When your buddies run a gamgbang on your girl.

My girl is down with an Austin.

by TexMexMandude June 2, 2018

Austin

A short gay guy , usually around 4’9”

You see that Austin guy? He’s short and gay

by TheBankMan May 23, 2018

Austin

Someone who is sarcastic and loves stick figures named Ricky. The best AP Physics teacher.

Did you see that guy with the stick figure shirt? He’s such an Austin.

by Ricky the Stickfigure September 30, 2019

Austin

He's an adorable friendly giant. Austin has brown hair and is interested in science. He can make you smile when you're feeling down and is the best friend you will ever have.

"I love Austin. He's the best."

by TheBestEver135 March 10, 2017