4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

by Lorf_TheArtist June 23, 2019

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.

SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.

by spel itt rite April 13, 2006

heart attack on a bun

Ultimate cheese burgers filled with enough beef to give you the guaranteed heart attack.

Dude, that super-sized big mac is a freakin heart attack on a bun!

by fry1020 July 24, 2009

ADD attack

When someone is talking and all of a sudden they start talking about something else, numerous times. It's really annoying. This person doesn't necessarily have to be diagnosed with ADD, it was just a one-time thing.

Theo: We need to invent a word.
Emily: k.
Theo: Let's go outside. Oh man can we play the Sims? -picks up a nail file- I have one of these!
Emily: T_T
Theo: I just had like, an ADD attack.
Emily: Let's define that.

by coochiecoochiecoochie346 July 29, 2009

Wank Attack

The sudden panic experienced when masterbating and suddenly you hear footsteps nearby or a door opening, or some other indication that you aren't alone. Usually preceded by immediate zipping, minimising, muting and concealing of tissues.

Dude, I had a total wank attack yesterday, I coulda sworn I heard someone coming up the stairs but it was just tiddles, stupid cat.

by Crazy Tosh May 13, 2010

Heart attack by Chuu

When you want to say you’re gay without saying it.

“do you listen to heart attack by chuu?”

“Or course”

by heychloe19 March 20, 2021

Mississippi sneak attack

The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.

Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!

by oodlesiggy November 10, 2009