Her name might sound basic, but the woman who owns it is anything but. Tol enough to intimidate you but smol at heart; aka a giant cutie. Her style is always on point. Will kill you with kindness, but is also a taekwondo master who will not hesitate to round-house kick your butt into the sun if you cross her. An amazingly sweet, caring, and loyal friend who will yeet you the best memes. Could bankrupt a tea shop with all the tea she spills. Practically a walking encyclopedia. Is insanely smort and a jack-of-all trades (but sometimes has to resort to sucker-punching math in the face when it refuses to cooperate with her). Works harder than your single boomer grandma who raised 12 kids all on her own. Don’t challenge her to a dance battle unless you wanna get curb-stomped. Once dubbed Trashley by her infamous arch rival Crispy; whether she will embrace the title remains to be seen.
Person 1: I just woke up from a five year coma and everyone’s talking about quarantines and pandemics and I’m totally lost. What do I do?
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.
You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.
You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
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Get the Ashley mug.Ashley is a person I met not long ago but a very important person to me. She is beautiful and right when I saw her I knew I wanted to be her friend. She may be shy around others, but when she’s with me she talks about the most random stuff. She always beats me in thumb wrestles, it’s even part of our handshake. She has pretty blinds hair, she has sparkling ocean eyes (see what I did there), cute freckles, does the most perfect mascara I’ve ever seen, her bangs cover her eyes, and she has amazing style. She has funny humor, she’s a very interesting person. Honestly surprised everyone’s not in love with her. Like all of these say, if you have a Ashley in your life, cherish it, don’t let her go, she’s absolutely unforgettable. Anyways, she told me to write this for her, but I was gonna do it anyway. All I have to say is that I’m so very grateful for her. ily Ashley <3
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