appleshiner

8 grader

after scrub before freshman makes you an appleshiner

by james distortion October 16, 2008

applesauce

A secret "boo" or lover who you deny having (derived from the old school slang definition reffering to something that's nonsense or ridiculous).

(Person one) "hey yo G...there go your applesauce...ain't you gonna halla at her"?
(Person two) "man...ya'll be trippin'...I don't even know that chick"...

by skyeyeimages May 6, 2011

Apples And Pears

two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S

"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."

by 42nd42 March 9, 2015

Appleson

a gay person who sucks off a man named areodactl

man i would hate to be an Appleson

by Zach murder September 7, 2020

apples and oranges

The act of tantrum slobbing on ballsack's knob🍆

Tantrum loves apples and oranges in the dark on a friday night

by Canadian princess December 25, 2017

applesauce

A secret "boo" or lover who you deny having (derived from the old school slang definition reffering to something that's nonsense or ridiculous).

(Person one) "hey yo G...there go your applesauce...ain't you gonna halla at her"?
(Person two) "man...ya'll be trippin'...I don't even know that chick"...

by skyeyeimages May 13, 2011

Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014