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Jason- "why are you crying??"
Duane- "I met this girl and she seems so sweet and intelligent..."
Jason- "what happened then?"
Duane- "she made my toes curl then went dirty Apollonia on me"
Jason- "poor guy 🤭 how'd you get away and back home tho?"
Duane- "I'm just here for my belongings before returning to my cage..."
Duane- "I met this girl and she seems so sweet and intelligent..."
Jason- "what happened then?"
Duane- "she made my toes curl then went dirty Apollonia on me"
Jason- "poor guy 🤭 how'd you get away and back home tho?"
Duane- "I'm just here for my belongings before returning to my cage..."
by PervHirt November 29, 2020
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Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.
by Children's Warrior October 20, 2008
Get the Catholic Pedophile Apologist mug.A portmanteau of 'apology' and 'logistics'. In essence, apologistics occurs when operations (esp. military operations) are so badly run that they require a senior official to say 'sorry'.
'Do you think anyone will say sorry for phony wars?'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'
by rxnxr October 1, 2009
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