Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018

tiny anus

Tiny anus is smoll buttholl LOL

(Tiny anus - tiny anus is smoll butholl LOL)
Waifu: My third anis requirrs grooming
Me: yes my lord, ur smoll butholl will be cleened from filth

by ColestKidInSchol June 5, 2018

anus with a g

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him

If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

by Purplemonstertruck January 14, 2018

Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.

Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!

by Packofblow March 26, 2017

Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.

I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017