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Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*
by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020
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Fullmetal Alchemist

The real spelling of the dumbass-fan-version "Full Metal Alchemist."

The Japanese title is "Hagane no Renkinjutshi."
Idiots abbrv. Fullmetal Alchemist as "FMA" when the official way is "HAGAREN."
Square-Enix publishes Fullmetal Alchemist.
by Hagane no Renkinjutsushi May 22, 2004
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Archie Syndrome

A syndrome where a guy is always been attracted to girls.
Dude #1: Did you see that? That guy has Archie Syndrome..
Dude #2: He's always been distracted by girls.
by ChoujinkiMetalder December 8, 2006
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Archie

Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne
Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit
by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019
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Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*
by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020
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Archie

Fucking twat he is a horrible person and would break you heart
Girl:Hey babe
Archie:I'm breaking up with you
by anonymous September 24, 2020
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Archie

Look there’s an Archie
by Harry Troutt October 13, 2018
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