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affair weather friend

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.
i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..
by catfight12 January 9, 2009
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Affirmative Compadre

a synonym phrase to: yeah buddy (yb) and indeed chum (ic); a phrase often used by two bestfriends that are inseparable, preferably both golfers; whose names are both Hannah and Collin; the coolest people you will ever meet.

acronym: AC
Hannah: "hey are you practicing at the gaven today?"
Collin: "affirmative compadre" (AC)
by hannahhkayyyyy February 20, 2011
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Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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Affliction

A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.
"Hey Sean, did you see that Affliction of Douch Bags last night? They all drank Heinekens and had white sunglasses and faux hawks."
by Two Bit 1982 October 29, 2011
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affluenza

Money-sickness, ie greed.
"New car, new house and a huge boat... he has affluenza again."
by Bec December 13, 2003
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Buchannon Affair

An affair with a predetermined beginning and end, allowing a couple to grow as close as they want to during the affair without complicating their lives after the predetermined end.

The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".

This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
E- "Wow, Steve, do you have a girlfriend now?"

S- "No Eric, Why?"

E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"

S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.

E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
by Ruhbee! October 31, 2007
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Affection Whore

Label given to any person who craves affection to such an extent that they will constantly hug and kiss anyone she knows, in an innocent manner, to receive it. Whether this person is single or not does not matter. If hugging and kissing is not so innocent please look up whore.
Guy # 1- Dude, She is so friendly. She hugs me all the time. I think she might have a thing for me.
Guy # 2- Dumbass, she hugs me all the time too. She's an affection whore.
by Kenguis Khan October 21, 2009
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