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animal rights activist 

Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.

Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.

Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
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The Activity

"The activity" is a game which everyone has to play.

Rules:
To win, you must think of "the game".

When you win "the activity", you must say it.
You lose "the activity" when "the game" is over.
person 1: "lost the game!"
person 2 : "What, 'the game'? I won 'the activity'!"

Actively cengaging 

To actively do chemistry problems on cengage, the opposite of bush league behavior
Instead of wasting my time, I was actively cengaging last night.

ego-activist 

Ego activist (noun): 1. "activist" more occupied with stroking their tender ego than actually helping the cause, and/or using actions done for a cause to glorify themselves.
"Sarah is such an ego-activist. When I visited her, she spent half the time bragging about how much her solar panel arrays were reducing net carbon emissions and power grid stress."
ego-activist by hhubs January 28, 2016

Karenormal Activity 

denoting occurrences or phenomena that could only be explained by the presence of a "Karen."
"So many soccer moms have complained to our staff today that I think some Karenormal Activity is going on."

Norwegian Activity 

Gay ass sex between two males
We were engaging in Norwegian Activity before the teacher walked in.

Bird Activity 

The activities or behavior of a bird (a girl) that’s sneaky, shitty, bitchy, or all of the above. Usually this behavior is seen in a pick me girl.
Girl 1: Jess was flirting with everyone’s boyfriend last night. And she KNOWS none of them are single.

Girl 2: Bird activity.