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wandering gnome

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.
"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"
by Hyde43 April 9, 2006
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Wonder twins

1. DC Comics characters. Siblings Zan and Jayna from Planet Exxor made their first appearance in the DC universe in 1977.

2. The two people who are the definition of awesome. I.E. Mike and Alex.
by Ail11 January 10, 2011
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gutless wonder

A person who's courage is limited to gang attacks on individuals that are traditionally considered to be weak. They are noted for being able to talk a good fight but collapsing instantly the moment they are presented with a fair fight.
A gang of gutless wonders attacked a 90 year old man with pepper spray then kicked him repeatedly when he fell to the ground .
by Major Felix March 4, 2017
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one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once
boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder
by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR May 1, 2007
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wander

Main Entry: wan·der
Pronunciation: 'wän-d&r
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/
Etymology: Middle English wandren, from Old English wandrian; akin to Middle High German wandern to wander, Old English windan to wind, twist
intransitive verb
1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : RAMBLE
2 : to follow a winding course : MEANDER
3 a : to go astray (as from a course)
4 : usually used by fucking fags named Tyler who have Vaginas
"I'll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my vagina today"

"My mind is wandering sexual thoughts of a girl named Candice, to bad she doesn't date guy's with vaginas"
by Winnebago September 19, 2006
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wonder bread

a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white
pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...
by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010
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wondercunt

An example of the highest order of being a cunt. Use if describing someone as a 'total, total cunt' is simply not a strong enough order of words.
you won't believe what my friend john did, he wrote off my brand new car, he truly is a wondercunt.
by LukeT September 8, 2007
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