wood sex

Having random sex in the woods.

I was out leaf peeping the other day and pulled over for some awesome wood sex.

by Nickpapagorgio November 2, 2007

camping in the woods

When you're eating out a girl with a bush and fall asleep in the bush

dude i was camping in the woods with lauren casparion last night.

by ken dog August 19, 2008

tiger woods

A forest inhabited by at least one tiger.

"Jane, stay away from the tiger woods, or you may get attacked, mauled, and eaten!"

by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

feather wood

a white girl for white pride/power

That feather wood is one down ass chick.

by Valhallas Valkyries June 26, 2009

Harold Wood

Near Romford, situated in the London Borough of Havering.

Has a hospital where many amazing people have been born.

Unfortunately, also very near to Harold Hill

Meet you at Harold Wood, yeah?

by Mr G. December 20, 2004