by IMCONFUSEDHELPMEPLS June 16, 2016
Get the lonesome wolfmug. Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
Get the David Wolfemug. YIPPIE! Delaney is a nice caring and amazing girl that is very spontaneous and trustworthy. SHE WILL HAVE YOUR BACK NO MATTER WHAT. No one can seem to get rid of Delaney because she is always there at the right moment. She can always hold a conversation and is Avery happy person. She is adventurous and if you have an extra skydiving ticket, you should defiantly take her! Overall Delaney Wolf is a true friend.
by schlarv May 17, 2018
Get the delaney wolfmug. Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
Get the wolf moonmug. by scorcho25 December 7, 2014
Get the baby wolfmug. by gator pussy September 16, 2017
Get the wolf catmug. "the date went so well, but the sex was awful; I ended up pullin' wolf for 40 minutes and didn't even get to cum. . . . . . ."
by Dadison January 19, 2021
Get the pullin' wolfmug.