basic white girl 

1. Bad attitude

2. Wears Ugg boots

3. Wears Converse shoes

4. Wears anything that is in style

5. Lives on social media

6. Acts like life is hard

7. Acts older than she really is

8. Takes selfies all the time

9. Lives on phone

10. Thinks she is different but is just another stereotypical white girl

11. "I have a lot of friends"

12. Complains about friends

13. Always knows how many followers she has on Instagram

14. Looks at her own selfies

15. Denies that she is cliché

16. Texts friends instantly, but nobody else

17. Acts better then everyone under her age

18. Gets mad over unnecessary reasons

19. Wears leggings atleast 3 times each week

20. Wears shirts not from her time period that she knows nothing about

21. Has stale/overused quotes as wallpaper on phone

22. Has an excessive amount of selfies with her and her friends on phone

23. Watches whatever is popular on Netflix

24. Drives or wants a Volkswagen Beetle for car

25. Lazy but acts and dresses like she is an athlete

"She is just another basic white girl." -David
"Agreed" -Gillian

basic white girl by BrainExplosion April 24, 2017

White Collar Sweatshop 

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.

Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

White Collar Sweatshop by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

White Woman Syndrome 

In the workplace, the peculiar condition that turns a friendly, kind white woman co-worker into a raging bitch as soon as she becomes the boss. White woman syndrome is the result of a woman's internal gender need to prove to everybody that despite being female, she's just as competent and effective as her male counterparts. A boss affected with white woman syndrome fulfills this gender need not by actually managing well and performing good work, but rather by micromanaging, insulting, and being condescending to her employees.

This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.

My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.

My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.

She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.

White Woman Syndrome by tortured employee November 7, 2010

White Kiss 

The White Kiss, is the action of kissing your partner with the cum they excreted on your lips.

Bro 1: Bro she gave me a white kiss after I nutted

Bro 2: No way man you tasted your own nut?!
Bro 1: Yeah bro

Bro 2: Broooooo

White Kiss by you’d never guess who August 4, 2019

White Sunglasses 

Sunglasses that tend to be worn by complete douchebags who think they possess what is called "swag".

Guy 1: "Did you see Cole's white sunglasses?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I always knew he was a douchebag"

Cole: "Check out my sweet icy shades bros!" "SWAG!!"

Guy 1: "Holy shit...."

White Sunglasses by Brosiden696969 March 4, 2012

White Yute 

A White Yute is a racial - non racial word for insulting a white person acting hard or cool on the internet
White Yutes are often called Year 7's and listen to the OFB Drill Rapper SJ
They are not british roadmen, if they try to be roadman, they are white yutes or chavs

"Bruv look at this guy he actin hard, your not rude boy"
"Shut the fuck up you likkle white yute, you probably pretend to be black on the internet"

White Yute by Bleddy Drills February 5, 2021

Stuff White People Like 

A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.

Stuff White People Like is hilarious and true.

Stuff White People Like by WhySoCereal? August 17, 2008