Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"

Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

weinerk

weinerk is the combination of {weird, nerd, and geek}

1. fantastic; bizarre: a weird getup.

2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

3. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.

'MiLiCa' is a weinerk, because she is unique.

by vii August 23, 2006

weinerwacker

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.

When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"

by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009

weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth

"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"

by glenn davis May 17, 2008

weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )

That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009

weiner

The incorrect spelling for "wiener"

...idiots

"Hey babe, do you wanna know how big my weiner is?"

"Since you don't have one, I'd say it's roughly the same size as your wiener."

by ssw February 10, 2008

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009