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Next Weekend

When someone says next weekend, it means the weekend coming up, unless the weekend has already started.
For example; if it were Tuesday January 10th, next weekend would refer to weekend coming up. As opposed to the weekend after next which refers to the weekend after this weekend.
by OliKazam February 15, 2012
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last weekend

a term when your boyfriend or girlfriend is an asshole/bitch to you for no reason at all. and then when you call them the dont pick up because they think your calling to dump them
"dude my boyfriend totally pulled a last weekend"
by mamas boy December 22, 2005
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two weeks

When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.

If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.

“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
“Check out two weeks over there

More like six weeks”

“No way, that’s four months
by Mr Hauser December 12, 2008
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Weekender

Someone who lives for the weekend. Weekenders tend to be working class youth working boring jobs just to pay for serious drug ab/use and raves during the weekend.
That guy working at McDonalds looks tired. Yeah, i saw him dancing all night in the club on saturday, he's a major weekender. Drugs are cheap, but he earns to little.
by Chris fo sho June 26, 2009
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28 Weeks Later

The sequel to the somewhat decent 28 Days Later. Lacks much of the style of the first movie, instead focusing on tension and lots of screaming and running away.

It should be noted that 99% of this film seems to have been shot in the dark. Not like "hey it's a little hard to see" but more like Blair Witch Project-style pitch blackness. Annoying as hell, if you ask me.
Hey did you see 28 Weeks Later?
by Domino June 8, 2007
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weekend project

A girl some guy is not really interested in, but who, for some reason or another, he occasionally works on building a relationship with. Sort of a hobby.
"dude, can you come over this weekend?"

"no man, I'm working on my weekend project."
by Louis K April 23, 2005
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six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.
In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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