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Watermelon Wednesday 

When your Wednesday goes from being normal to being completely freak nasty. Also when everything in your Wednesday turns crazy and you don't know whats going to happen next.
Spouse A: Today seems like such a Watermelon Wednesday.

Spouse B: I know right, things are starting to get freak nasty, I dont know what's going to happen next.
Watermelon Wednesday by Farrai October 25, 2012
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White Russian Wednesday 

The first day of the working week. Comes between Sunday and Tuesday. Most widely used day for sipping on ice cool white russians with or without a cherry on top.
I love going back to work on a White Russian Wednesday. What a perfect way to start the week.

Gay Wednesday 

Every second Wednesday where you and a buddy have rough sex.
Guy 1: hey man its Wednesday.
Guy 2:no way its Gay Wednesday now strip down or ill make you.
Guy 1:SH*T

Camel Toe Wednesday 

A day of the week known regionally for overweight women in too-tight pants. Often in gyms, Wal-Marts, or "jogging", Camel Toes are seen when cotton or a polycotton blend shorts or pants are worn too-high or they are simply too tight, creating a "in the front wedgie" for women. (Not to be confused with Camel Tails, in men) Camel toes are not rare, you'll see them on any given day of the week, often in High School P.E classes. But Camel Toe Wednesday is a celebration of the disguting-ness of said Camel Toes. Often referred to as CTW.
One: Look at the Camel Toe on that girl! *points to girl across gym*
Two: Yeah! That's huge! Good thing it's Camel Toe Wednesday!
One: CTW! *high fives Two*

wallpaper wednesday 

or WW

It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.
A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday
wallpaper wednesday by Kasp6672 December 18, 2013

Wacky Wednesday 

A game where every Wednesday you search weird porn and go to the around the 100th page on google. Who knows what you'll get.
Person 1: Are who doing wacky wednesday today?
Person 2: Of course
Wacky Wednesday by MandibleHand March 10, 2019

Don't be rude Wednesday 

Common practice in New Zealand, observers of Don't be rude Wednesday refrain from saying offensive things to people on Wednesdays.

See also: Don't be a cunt Thursday, and Don't be racist Tuesday
Mate #1 "Fuck bro you need to get a life"

Mate #2 "Bit rude man, remember its what day it is"

Mate #1 "Oh shit sorry! Forgot about Don't be rude Wednesday"