lucky water

Vodka in a water bottle. Used to greatly enhance enjoyment of tennis.

Coach I need to go and get me some lucky water before the tennis match.

by Ivanstan January 15, 2007

water polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.

Easy right? Lets see you try.

by GMSekulski March 20, 2005

Bussy Water

When water is leaking out of a man's ass hole.

Did you see Johnny last night? He had so much bussy water leaking out of his ass!

by inn.my.shadowzs April 27, 2021

Dog Water

A form of insult that you use because your mom doesn't allow you to use the F-word

-Yo, I wanna insult this person online with something nasty to make him cry
-Use the f-word, dog
-I can't my mom doesn't let me use it
-Then use dog water
-Yeah, that's sick nasty bro

by Crab the KFP Chief Vet January 20, 2021

water slapper

A swimmer

A kid in my class is a water slapper

by jgyhsref January 22, 2020

bottled water

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

by alilhappything June 28, 2006

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012