Wheezard

A mythical creature with the holy body of a beaver, brought to life by your lords and saviors, Peace Beaver and Bartje Beaver. His pronunciation of words in french brings every boy and girl to orgasm. Even though the wheezard looks innocent I can assure you that one day, he and his mighty followers will take over the entire universe.

Only converting yourself to the beaverianism might make the wheezard consider letting you live.

Praise the wheezard! Make me shit and cum and piss and fart my pants, oh mighty god, with your wise words.

by Guy de Tré June 18, 2020

Wheeler Walker Jr

Wheeler Walker Jr is a country singer with some really fucked up songs with topics about incest, shoving a dildo up his asshole, eating pussy, kicking ass, sucking dick, eating out his ex’s dad’s ass, having sex by putting a finger up his butt, and smoking pot a lot. He has three albums and a greatest hits collection, those being Redneck Shit, Ol’ Wheeler, WWIII, and Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits

John: Have you listened to Wheeler Walker Jr?
Dave:No, why?
John: I have the sudden urge to shove a dildo up my asshole just to see if it can fit.

by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 January 28, 2021

Wheeler Feeler

The act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's anus while she is on her back. At the same time, the male inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and simultaneously strokes his penis while performing anal sex.

My wife: Kev, I really want to spice up our sex, its been so so boring lately!

Me: How about I Wheeler Feeler you!
My wife: I would love that, you are such a good boy!

by The Wheeler Boys December 15, 2021

cannon wheels

another word for (bollocks)

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"

by sijeff December 2, 2007

rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

vagisil wheels

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

rickmans wheels

1. the funniest and most pathetic thing you will ever see

2. a youtube video detailing the best way to "wheel"

"omg i saw rickmans wheels" LOLOLOL XD

by wheels rickman December 12, 2010