Vote

A part of Urban Dictionary that asks you if you which definition you want in Urban Dictionary; either the 5012th circlejerk “everyone with this name is so nice and has a big cock” definition made by a 13 year old girl, a definition that only the author’s friends and family will get, a definition that has personal info or a personal event in it, a definition that’s obvious hate speech, a biased definition that was sounds like it was made by a 7-year-old, a made up word or definition that has never been used at all anywhere, and finally, a rare definition that’s actually good and tells you the stuff you need to know.

The definitions you see on the Vote feature prove how much of a hellhole this site has become.

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Vote

What you should do if you want this goddam website to evolve faster

VOTE I SAID

If you vote on Urban Dictionnary, you can help definitions to be included or suppressed for everyone's becoming smarter persons ;)

by TinNovaTheSuperSpaceŌkamitsune April 7, 2017

81 Million Votes

Something that a person whose approval rating is consistently below 40% doesn't get.

"81 Million Votes, My Ass" is a popular satirical song about the voting count in 2020.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 21, 2024