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Zen Video Network

My dog ZENed yesterday. We are having the dog funeral tomorrow.

(Zen stands for Zen Video Network)
by Hotdog nigga July 9, 2017
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foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner
Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"
by GinaM November 14, 2007
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viral video

The term "viral video" refers to video clip content which gains widespread popularity through the process of Internet sharing, typically through email or instant messages, blogs, and other media-sharing websites, such as YouTube. Viral videos are often humorous in nature and may range from televised comedy sketches such as Saturday Night Live's Lazy Sunday to unintentionally-released amateur video clips like Star Wars Kid.

The proliferation of camera phones means that many videos shot these days are shot by consumers on these devices. The availability of cheap video editing and publishing tools allows video shot on mobile phones to be edited and distributed virally both on the web by email and between phones by Bluetooth. These consumer shot videos are typically non-commercial videos intended for viewing by friends or family.
Did you guys see that viral video on YouTube the other day?
by Melissa Nikol December 30, 2006
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The 10 Laws of Video Games

10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.

9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.

8. No violence, no fun.

7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.

6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.

5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.

4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.

3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.

2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.

1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
The 10 Laws of Video Games need no example. Play a video game, and you'll see...
by the man who LOST THE GAME January 15, 2009
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video-ho

A video-ho is the bitch with no morals shaking her bedunkadunk in a thong on a video.
music video lover 1: "I like to watch 'Uncut' at midnight, because I love watching girls with thier asses blurred out!"
music video lover 2: "Oh, yes! You gotta love them
video-hos!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
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videolag

damned videolag. You're gonna have to strip slower.
by Richard Ward July 12, 2004
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videoxpix

The Finest In Classic Adult Movies. One of the first adult producers who's titles played in theaters around the world back during the golden age of porn.
Videoxpix movies are the finest adult films ever released...
by James Hornz March 12, 2008
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