mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.

I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.

by evil_nirvana_x November 26, 2010

Venge

Slang for a woman's genitalia

After several drinks, she showed me her venge.

or

We are always on the lookout for a women with loose morals and a tight venge.

by guywithsomethingtosay April 4, 2011

venue anxiety

The feeling of anxiety that comes along when being unable to attend a concert or show that you really wanted to go to.

"Hey Tim, you going to the Reel big fish concert tomorrow night?"
"Sorry, i really want to but i have to meet my girlfriends parents tomorrow night."
"Sounds like you have a classic case of venue anxiety."

by Spootybeaver October 20, 2013

Venmugged

When you hand someone your phone to add their number, and they instead open venmo and send your balance to their account. Usually happens when drunk at a bar.

Person 1: "how was your night? I heard you met someone at a bar?"
Person 2: "shitty. I tried to get her number but she venmugged me instead"

by duffysan February 5, 2019

venturiansonic

a pretty straightforward handsome dude, clever, and has an incredible sense of humor. he's also really cute and has some pretty impressive sizes. he's also really strong and has an IQ of above 400 and gets lots of girls

" uh hey have you heard that guy is venturiansonic "

by venturiansonic October 7, 2019

venudhar

a weird indian dude with a dad who leaches off his mother and doesn't pay rent

venudhars' dad is a bum

by chambers140 October 13, 2019