vald

The opposite of vuzzy. A term used to describe a female's completely shaven pubic area.

If you're sending pictures to your boyfriend, you may want to go vald.

by LeftAngle June 22, 2010

Vald

(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks.

(origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell.

Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")

"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"

by Make More Hinjews March 14, 2012

Vale Park

A park in portslade with a abundance of sports equipment and playing equipment.A lot of open green space though.A high amount of feces,both animal and human.More condoms than a Trojan factory.

Yo bro,I checked out vale park last night.Shit was so cash.

by BigPurpleAsianMouse August 15, 2012

valdino

Normally condensed to "Val" for its excessive syllable use. Commonly mistaken for two words. It is not "Val Die No," But "Val dee No." Best used to define someone of great magical skills, such as that of the Great Houdini. Other accepted form for the name is "Val-dirty," "Vallerina," "Validated."

Where did Orlando Go? He Pulled a Valdino!

What happened to Sofia, is she getting Validated?
Dude, that was sick, he just got you Val-Dirty!

by Valdino December 19, 2016

Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016

Vaideeka

A beautiful, intelligent and smart girl. Usually introvert and deep. Loves listening to music, watching movies, travelling and sketching. Has special feelings for food and love. Kind, funny and cute! Also she loves day-dreaming and strongly believes in karma.

Oh god! I want vaideeka so much. I guess i love her.

Vaideeka is so freakin' awesome.

Vaideeka is nice. She is so good.

by Themessedupmind August 12, 2018

Vadelma

Always very beautiful and sometimes very angry when someone tries to eat her food.

Vadelma (finnish name and berry) means raspberry in english.

Vadelma, you're so beautiful today.

by Saatananvittu January 16, 2019