Death Vagina

(Noun)1. A Thundercunt over-flowing with duckbutter and in need of felching. 2. A haneous whore who has been with so many men having sex with her is commonly compared to throwing a hot dog down the hallway. 3. Home of the Cock Goblin.

Doug is such a festering Ass Clown, that we didn't warn him about her death vagina.

by Wankers against Ass Clowns March 18, 2009

vagina goo

1. Insult
2. Stuff that comes out of the vagina when it is arroused.

1. You're such a sac of vagina goo.
2. She got vagina goo all over my bed...

by blah blah blah blah blah blah blah July 16, 2008

Vagina

The thing that will at some point take over a straight man's (or lesbian woman's. Depends how you roll) life.

Man 1: Remember when we were little and played games and stuff?
Man 2: Yea, that was great.
Man 1: Yea...what the hell happened?
Man 2: We discovered vagina.

by alex says 97 July 19, 2010

Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

by melissssssssssssssssssssssss May 12, 2007

vagina slut

when a slut has the face of a vagine (pubes included).

-You seen that fat bitch with the mustache...

-Yeah dude that's a vagina slut right thurr.

by 1ANNIE2 October 16, 2008

cave vagina

An extremely spacious vagina, one that requires larger objects for stimulation.

She said that my seven-inch penis was too small. Bitch must have some sort of cave vagina.

by Sami-X January 22, 2009

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

by fpile September 12, 2010