ur mom

so hot omfg

i did ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

Ur mom

is Ur mom cause she is

I like ur mom

by j banks June 2, 2022

Ur Face

Can be traced back to the 1860s. An extremely derogatory term used to project your privilege on others. It's also used as a slur to minorities and has driven many to insanity over the weight of the term.

Lady: Please ma'am can I have a single quarter. You took the rest of my money from me and my child is sick

Horrible human being: ur face is sick you dirty monkey.

Horrible person: Ur face

President: I will use all my power to give you the death penalty

by Zabej March 12, 2023