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Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out
NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD
by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016
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TurtleOfPotato

TurtleOfPotato or otherwise know as “PotatoTurtle”, is an artist that is based on Twitter and Youtube.

His style of art is a bit of a mix but you can always tell it’s his artwork. It can be a mixture of really dark and spooky to some really cute looking stuff. A lot of people really love his art, it’s very pleasing to the eye, you can tell he’s very talented and continues to improve over time.

He can be overly edgy but that’s just part of his charm. He does it as a joke, which a lot of his followers run with. He engages with his following when he can, but of course real life stuff comes into play and he does get himself down at times but isn’t that the way with a lot of people?

His name is Shaun (not spelled Shawn like that other dumbass definition says it’s spelled), he’s British and he is in full time work as well as trying his best to improve his art in his spare time.

He does art trades, requests and commissions when he can and will deliver even if some take some time.

There is also this inner circle joke about him copying MetalNeck, another great artist on Twitter. But both are friends and they like to joke around about it which is publicly shared on their twitters.

If you like dark weird art and some cute pieces (chibis) then give the boy a follow on the Twitter.
“TurtleOfPotato does really creepy digital art but other styles as well.”
“PotatoTurtle can be so edgy at times, but that’s just part of the joke.”
by Baties0922 February 14, 2019
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Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.
Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
by Hogger09 April 5, 2022
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Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
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Reverse Turtle Head

Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.
I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.
by Otto_Mito November 14, 2012
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ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
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german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.
by Dangeroo December 2, 2015
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