Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

by KingMickable January 7, 2013

turkey liver

the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth

Did you see that turkey liver dangling between that strippers legs?

by ck1film April 20, 2008

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Turkey

A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.

Bob: High five, Carl!
Carl: ...
Bob: TURKEY!!!!
Carl: .....
Carl: Ohhhhhhhh... I get it...

by Macoronikevin April 24, 2008

talk turkey

To speak frankly, discuss hard facts, or get down to serious business.

Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.

Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.

by quixilvr March 10, 2010

Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.

Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.

by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009

turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.

J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."

by KTownFook May 30, 2005