When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.
Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
by xjayxpridex420 February 21, 2010
Get the Zebra Turds mug.Tucker Tucks refer to shoelaces tied into a knot, then folded under the parallel shoelaces in front of it. These are good for those people who tie there shoes extra tight and don't want droopy laces.
Nelson: My laces are always dragging on the ground! I wish I could find a solution.
Leonard: Here try tucking them under like me! You will never have to face droopy laces again with Tucker Tucks!
Leonard: Here try tucking them under like me! You will never have to face droopy laces again with Tucker Tucks!
by Eric the bunter April 26, 2012
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Michael: fuck me, I'm hungry for a wee chicken supreme, wanna get a friar tucks
James: I want to have non homosexual sexual intercourse with you for suggesting that
James: I want to have non homosexual sexual intercourse with you for suggesting that
by definitelyaturtle October 7, 2018
Get the Friar Tucks mug.When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
by It’s me bitch 69 June 17, 2019
Get the The Turdski ferry mug.The Full Turk (Turk for the appearance of a baked Turkey) is achieved when one is so high (usually on an opiate such as Percocet or Black Tar heroin) they can no longer remain upright. The PTF (pre full Turk), will slowly fall toward from a kneeling position until their head is comfortably placed on the floor with both arms horizontally backwards, palms facing up. Sometimes is accompanied with an attempt at conversation. Originated in Prunedale, California.
by OneLegToFishOn March 1, 2023
Get the Full Turk mug.A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
by canuck9000 November 3, 2012
Get the work the turk mug.The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021
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