A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.
I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.
by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005
Get the turd smeller mug.An especially annoying piece of faecal matter that will try its damndest to stay in your anus, as if clinging on to life itself. Blood vesels may be burst trying to shift one of these bastards, be careful!
Oh my God, half an hour it took me to drop that stubborn turd from my arse, but boy was it worth the wait!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
by KDIZZO May 13, 2005
Get the turd sandwich mug.When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011
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"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."
"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."
"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."
by Mr. Emery April 23, 2015
Get the Worthless Turd mug.A pathetic piece of crap with an unexplained hatred towards shoes, a moronic creature whose mother's wife's father's husband is homosexual. He can't do anything right and constantly relies on ChatGPT.
by Glas²wegian June 27, 2023
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