Tumblr Baby 

Person on Tumblr usually between the ages of 13-19 with no artistic taste at all. Constantly spamming peoples feeds with images of over saturated garbage. Most notably things such as but not limted to: Monster Energy Drink cans, neon colored sugary candy( in or outside of the packageing), soda pop drinks, ice cream, Emo kids, anything that has the ability to glow, target shopping carts (its the bright red and chrome), water guns, dorito chip bags, fun dip, and more emo kids.

(finding out a new friend has a tumblr and you followed them before really bothering to look at their stuff, then when you find out they're a tumblr baby it's too akward to unfollow them)

*To self as scrolling through persons blog*
"G.D. Tumblr Babies..."

Tumblr Baby by Jammin8612 October 22, 2011

Tumblr Teacher

One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.

"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"

"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."

Tumblr Teacher by kkcool32 May 18, 2015

Tumblr Music 

The music listened to by the users on Tumblr. Artists considered "emo", are considered normal on Tumblr

Ya I could hear the Tumblr Music coming from the 21 Pilots concert last night!

Tumblr Music by Donkey Dick Daryl November 26, 2017

tumblr dad

A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.

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tumblr dad by Ward-West February 18, 2018

Tumblr poisoned

Antonym to irony poisoning.

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.

Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.

Tumblr poisoned by ParadiseHotel51 September 1, 2022

Tumblr snob

-when a user doesn't "like" or "reblog" any other posts but their own.

-when they piss & moan & become so engrossed about what other users post on their blog.
{seriously, what the fuck does it matter?}

-when they actually have the fucking audacity to create this bullshit called "unfollow friday," because some users post the same things as they did, & they want all of the notes & followers to themselves.
{selfish, self - righteous fucktard.}

Tumblr snob - "My “Unfollow Friday” goes to all the blogs without creativity, that has no personality, that post gifs that others made, that copy layouts from others blogs, for who isn’t ashamed to post the exact same images posted by others, the same photosets…

UNFOLLOW THEM!!"

{yes, believe it or not, this is a very real post word for word.}

Tumblr snob by missus hetfield August 27, 2012

tumblr princess 

Dean Winchester from the amazing CW show, Supernatural, starring Jared Padalecki (Sam), Jensen Ackles (Dean), and Misha Collins (Castiel)

Dean Winchester is *the* tumblr princess

tumblr princess by A Derpy Derp August 23, 2017