Slovakian traffic cone 

It’s a Slovakian traffic cone that keeps people safe:D

“I M W H A T C H I N G U W I L E Y U O S L E E P “ Slovakian traffic cone

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Turkish Traffic Jam 

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

Turkish Traffic Jam by edward houssein June 27, 2008

croydon traffic lights 

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

croydon traffic lights by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

redneck traffic jam 

Woodward Dream Cruise

The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam

redneck traffic jam by IfYouHaveAnyPooThrowItNow August 18, 2006

ass traffic 

The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily

Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic

ass traffic by stovebox June 27, 2015

Air Traffic Control

A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

Flying used to be fun, but its not with this air traffic control shit.

Air Traffic Control by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

Ass to nose traffic 

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

Ass to nose traffic by trilo September 9, 2010