Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016

Foot Traffic

A crowd of people walking in multiple directions, causing people to dodge, duck, and slow down while on their way from point A to point B.

Elias was walking to his class when he slowed down due to foot traffic.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse December 18, 2022

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.

Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.

by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022

trafficant

Trafficker. As in "Drug trafficker " or "Drug trafficant".

The drug trafficants always seem to find sneaky new ways to smuggle in their contraband.

by Naldo P. June 26, 2016

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016