Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.

bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.

by madbonger October 26, 2010

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

stu-tarted

for one to say something stupid that transformers into retardation.

Candice, that was a stu-tarted dance you did.

by CL Smith December 3, 2009

e-tarted

Internet retarted

My moms credit card is e-tarted

by meggykinz March 22, 2010

tortellini

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.

Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.

by AWOFF December 2, 2011

torpedo

a penis in the shape of a torpedo

deliquent has a torpedo cock

by josh richard January 25, 2004

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 23, 2006