spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.

Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022

Tube Toppin’

In terms of a party there are 4 levels of excitement ranging from

A) boppin: party guests heads bopping to the music

B) hoppin: dance floor guests hoppin about

C) poppin: a state a of litness brought on by heavy excess of alcohol and bussin’ moves
D) tube toppin: a party so dank that women expose their breasts as a literal or metaphor for extreme carnal pleasures

The DJ was rinsing such loose jams and slammin salmons that the party went from poppin’ to tube toppin’ and was a complete shindig

by Colours ‘87 August 13, 2022