Tom

A corn farmer. Also a church boy, never does homework. Eats a large breakfast but small lunch.

Hi Tom

Bye Tom

Tom, how was your day.

How’s the corn Tom.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Tom

Likes to surf

Bro that surfer dude is such a TOM

by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019

Tom

The definition of Tom would be an old ass rich pussy who has a tighter asshole then a nuns vagina. Tom is a wannabe car guy who has money but doesn’t know how to build a car properly. Tom, also known as tttt or quad t loves to eat semen while watching his wife get cock slapped repeatedly. If you want to find a Tom, he will most likely be looking at more stock corvettes because they’re fast enough and don’t need upgrades... all toms are pussies

Tom aka quad T was talking up his stock corvette when a mustang blew his doors off and his wife was giving the driver road head.

by Squad roasts $ May 19, 2019

Tom

The guy on the couch that rolls killer joints, all day, and makes women moist!

Tell tom to get off the couch and roll that fucking joint..

by pseudomane May 25, 2019

tom

straight up autism like the actual definition of autism, he’s VERY scary lookin and has a funny voice, kinda perverted and has extremely dry hands, nonstop texts you makes you wanna shoot someone :)

bro tom is making me go insane he’s so annoying.

by CAILOUSBIGPEEN123 May 30, 2019

Tom

The fastest person you will ever meet, and the worst player in sports gets on his friends teams because of his dad.

Toms is fat he should not be on that team, the only reason he is on the team Is because of his dad .

by Beastin mage June 13, 2019

Tom

Peak example of toxic masculinity. The type of melt who buys a gaming laptop with a 1050 for £800. Moves from girl to girl like a moth to a room of lamps

Oh that, your man is such a Tom.

by aspaccyspacboi June 18, 2019