The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020
Get the The Alexmug. Alex’s are beautiful girls and her smile and eyes are her best features. Alex stands out from all crowds due to her outgoing self and perfect body. Alex loves attention and chooses hardcore over normality, she is usually friendly but if she likes you she isn’t afraid to be bitchy. She is easy to talk to and easy to get along with and not easily put down. Alex loves boys and does get along with the opposite gender more than she does the same gender. Every guy wants Alex and yes she is a heartbreaker because she turns down quite the handful of boys but she wants what she wants and she usually gets it. If you are lucky enough to have an Alex in your life, do not let her go and do not take advantage of her. Because she will do anything for you.
Boy: Dangg, I saw the sexiest finest girl ever
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine
Boy#2: Bro no I want her.
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine
Boy#2: Bro no I want her.
by Ya ya ya it’s ya boi March 10, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
Alex is the kind of guy that initially doesn’t stand out from the crowd, but his attractiveness just hits you one day when you realize that such a perfect person has been hiding in plain sight. He is very attractive and muscular, but is very shy and doesn’t have a lot of confidence as he doesn’t see how perfect he is. He is smart, athletic, and a genuinely kind person to everyone. His smile is perfect and he has long dark eyelashes and beautiful eyes: However, he is shy around girls and only has guy friends. When he likes a girl he tells his friends and has them make sure she knows he likes her; then he gets overwhelmed because taking to her is too much and things are going too fast. Then he ghosts her and when she asks why he just doesn’t think anything will work.
Although he is very athletic he doesn’t like to take risks or go on adventures and he keeps to himself; he is very private. Also, he is short.
Although he is very athletic he doesn’t like to take risks or go on adventures and he keeps to himself; he is very private. Also, he is short.
by holychickennuggets June 7, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
Alex is a very attractive, handsome, and adorable man. He is very sweet and will always be there for you. He's genuinely the best person I've met, and always lights up my days.
by TanjiroKamado08089089808 December 28, 2021
Get the Alexmug. A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is a cunning planner and is great at math. Although he can easily attain a partner, he yearns for true love. They tend to to be very extroverted doing what they feel is most entertaining. He is a full blown risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's work tirelessly to reach their long term goals. They love having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most considerate, sweetest, and funniest person there is. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is - but that's what makes Alex, Alex. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have.
by The kid named squid November 5, 2019
Get the Alexmug.