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twisted burrito

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!
by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011
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How you tasted

How a person tastes.
"I had a few, got drunk on you and now I'm wasted,

And when I sleep I'm gonna dream of how you tasted..."
by GayPotato28 November 12, 2020
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Gay Tilted

When a faggot gets overly exasperated by the other stupidities and dumbfoundedness of his fellow stupid friends he whips out his gay faggot cock and slaps the computer screen twenty times until his dick rips off.
OMFG you stupid ass cunts. I'm so gay tilted I just want to ejaculate all over your faces.
by HeavenlyFreedom February 21, 2018
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Tinted

A band from Apple Valley, Mn
they play alternative rock
and they ar soooooo good !
gotta love TINTED!!!
I hear that Dave from Tinted has a
big shlong
by TintedFan April 20, 2004
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twisted sister

A twisted sister is a girl, typically in college and living in a dorm, who has "her boys" - a group of young college males who probably live on the same floor or in the same dorm as said TS.

She's the seemingly "cool", laid-back sister-type in this group of guys, but she's generally a boring bitch who's overprotective and maniupulative. She isn't romantically interested in any of these "boys," and they are not interested in her, but they hang out with her anyway and say she's "straight" because she makes them cupcakes and does their laundry or something.

Guys don't get it, and so they think this girl is "really cool" and "one of the guys" or "a good drinking buddy." But really, she's lame and uninteresting, and obnoxiously flaunts her unhealthy relationship with "the boys."

Defining characteristics of a twisted sister include - possessive, bland, annoying, posts numerous pictures on Facebook of her and "her boys" at clubs, has evil eyes, talks in stupid "gangsta" voice and takes numerous pics with a "gangsta" face/hand symbol.
Twisted Sister: "Oh muh gawd! This is a pic of me and muh BOYYYYSSSS! You bitches BEST be backin' up off muh BOYS. And I'm bein' RULL cute and makin' my pimp-ass gangsta face! WHUT!"
Normal College Girl: "Bitch, PLEASE. You're just a twisted sister."

Twisted Sister: "Bitch, you CANNOT date Tony! He's on of MUH BOYS!"
Normal College Girl: "Twisted Sister, shut up. He wants to make out with me, not you."
by Leen May 9, 2006
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titted goon

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.
WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!
by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006
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Twisted

To get high and pissed at the same time.
It's one of the best feelings in the world and is fun to do on your first time getting stoned.
Jack: Hey dude, do you wanna get twisted at that party on Saturday?
Ben: Sure just as long as you don't send me west.
by SophieInAwe September 10, 2013
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