Kiss someone today

14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)

Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!

by Johnyyy17 November 12, 2019

You look different today

A way of implying that one has had sex the night before

You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022

WHO GON DIE TODAY

TERM USED FOR GANG 4KT

AYE SAY 4KTREY WHO GON DIE TODAY 4KT NAWFSIDE 38 WHO GON DIE TODAY

by FUCKA NIGGA July 29, 2022

I Jimined today

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

National invite your girlfriend over today day

Today invite your girlfriend to house

National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!

by Emily brewer January 12, 2021

the second worst thing happening for you today

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.

So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2

by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023