A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.
by Obama's Ankles December 2, 2010
Get the Grandma's Soupmug. by spamthet January 26, 2011
Get the Grandma's Atticmug. Grandma Ellen: That's just a hoot and a half!
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.
by Dragon Slayer from Colorado August 5, 2012
Get the Grandma Slangmug. An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.
Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.
Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
by EMunger May 26, 2009
Get the Grandma Juicemug. A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
by Shayna Yelruhs March 22, 2009
Get the Grandma Shurleymug. by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012
Get the Grandma Shoesmug. To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.
by Syd67 June 7, 2018
Get the Grandma Marie’d itmug.