Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

English book

Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book

Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified

by Chinnage March 7, 2022

English Toastie

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.

"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"

by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella

Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy

by Conmack26 March 9, 2023

playing english

When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.

Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"

by twitchy0415 April 20, 2022

American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.

English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize

by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011

english malfeasance

Of what this website is guilty

UrbanDictionary.com exemplifies english malfeasance.

by Thrawn January 5, 2004