Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.

Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........

by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?

by kittsy December 24, 2012

The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012

cim surprise

Cim Surprise

I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.

by Asianpoker January 31, 2022

Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023