"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
Get the Shipping Notification mug.Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.
by Yaquanda October 29, 2010
Get the Ship Snot mug.This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.
by Big Dog KeKe October 20, 2019
Get the Troll-Ship mug.Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
Get the abandon ship mug.The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.
Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
by MikeinVA August 20, 2020
Get the hip on the ship mug.To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.
My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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