Hide n' Houlocaust

v. The act of playing hide and go seek in the Smithsonian Houlocaust Museum.

"Fuck. This museum tour feels like its never gonna end."

"I know, let's play Hide n' Houlocaust. Dibs on being the Nazi."

by The 73rd virgin April 20, 2017

hiding file

secret or subjects inside a secret, kept hidden to be unknown by the children under 10

I want Thomas know about my hiding file, but i,ll let him know when he exactly is reached to twenty.

by man!? May 19, 2017

Hide the skittle

Game played by paedophiles to seduce underage children into sex.

Young Ryan was seduced by Coach V by playing the game hide the skittle.

by Axel2818 November 4, 2017

you ken hide

Kaneki and Hide pun

A ghoul looking for Kaneki and Hideyoshi.

"You Ken Hide. But you Ken't run. TOUKAn play that game at their own Rizek"

by Fawkie November 8, 2017

Hide The Hogg In The Hills

Tittyfucking. Breast banging. Hooters Humping. Juggsfucking. Breasterbate

That big natural titty chick let me play a game of hide the hogg in the hills with her.

by TongueMyNutzs February 21, 2017

Operation Hide The D

When you parents come into the room and you have to hide your dildo quickly.

Shit! Gotta use operation hide the d my parent are coming.

by SmallDTimmy October 6, 2016

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017